Long Time, No See

Admittedly, long time, no see. Now, I don't know or care how grammatically correct that sounds to you, honey, but that's the way things are going to be. So what's up, you ask? "What's up", I am just about to say. By now, you know I'm a workaholic, but is my career progressing, you ask? Uh, no hon, not exactly, but it's all part of the observe maximum peace program. So what's the plan, you ask? Stick around 'n figure out, I say. You kiss me good 'n say, you slavin' away? Yeah, I slavin' away.